Read the title of the thread.
He's trying to order people around for personal ego gratification.
And maybe even darker reasons.
Never trust dictators.
But the title of the thread is the title of the posted article! It is unfair to blame the OP for it.
I am a bona fide paranoid conspiracy theorist, but I am not in your league!
I assume that you are joking or you forgot to take your meds this morning. The linked article on CNET is a good one and makes only suggestions on how to make Windows less annoying. If you desire not to be bothered with idiot suggestions from Microsoft and nags to link your phone to Windows every time that Windows takes an update and other such things it might be a greatly appreciated article.