Son, daughter, lizard person. Whoa. So your father-in-law is Illuminati and your son and daughter are lizard persons? Now I really want you to post up their pics.
Well, they're your children. You gotta love them anyway.
Ain't having kids wonderful? You are blessed to have fulfilled your role as a woman in this life.
#Awkward
I feel like there’s a Q-based doctrine that ties into this children thing you’ve fixated on. I can’t quite put my finger on it, but keep going. Entertain me.
I do enjoy being a woman, tbh. It’s easy to pick out the misfits whose only female experience came with an air nozzle.