[David Chase]

Oh yes……I’m a fake.

You don’t really believe that and you know it.

I’m just me. I’m just human.

I don’t maintain a happy happy joy joy attitude if the situation doesn’t call for it. Otherwise I’d be nuts.

Dear Diary,

I have to run the dogs and swamp out the Trail Cam cards.

I hate leaving my BFF Bagster and Humblegunner (who is in top form today) but duty calls, as it does for the retired.

[bagster]

Oh yes……I’m a fake.

Like a three dollar bill.

But not to worry. I'll pray for you.

[bagster]

I hate leaving my BFF Bagster and Humblegunner.

Your BF is polishing your knob again, HG. And you say you don't have people. I wonder if your boy has flippers too.

#YouPeople