“I would make a terrible drug addict.”
I’m with you. I decided I was going to be an alcoholic a couple months ago so I went to the “liquor cabinet” and all I had one miniature bottle of spiced rum, half empty. My alcoholism was very short lived.
I decided to hit the bottle and went to fireball. It’s a cinnamon whiskey. Turns out it’s like a schnapps. Only 33% alcohol. The rest is sugar. Wondered why I was getting fat. Or actually fatter. Need to go back to vodka or bud light.