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Border Patrol Loses Horse Privileges, Must Now Bang Two Empty Halves Of Coconuts Together
The Babylon Bee ^ | September 21, 2021 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 09/24/2021 5:51:44 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

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To: God luvs America; Chode; All

It’s not carrying the coconut, it’s flying with it. 😎


21 posted on 09/24/2021 7:02:19 AM PDT by mabarker1 ((Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress !!!!)
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To: cdcdawg

Is that for the African or European variety?


22 posted on 09/24/2021 7:07:45 AM PDT by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
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To: EvilCapitalist

https://www.montypythononlinestore.com/*/*/Air-Speed-Velocity-of-an-Unladen-Swallow-T-Shirt/5OG40000000


23 posted on 09/24/2021 7:09:43 AM PDT by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Are you saying that coconuts migrate?


24 posted on 09/24/2021 8:04:58 AM PDT by NurdlyPeon (It is the nature of liberals to pervert whatever they touch.)
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To: P-Marlowe

I think they should give the Border Patrol flame throwers. It would also help to kill the germs being spread around and dispose of the trash.


25 posted on 09/24/2021 8:06:17 AM PDT by oldasrocks
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To: left that other site

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXE8LdXzeHM


26 posted on 09/24/2021 8:28:43 AM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children.)
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To: DoodleBob

Thanks.


27 posted on 09/24/2021 8:29:31 AM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children.)
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To: EvilCapitalist

Naughty, bad, Wicked Zoot! :-)


28 posted on 09/24/2021 9:14:40 AM PDT by left that other site (Never lie to someone who trusts you; and never trust someone who has ever lied to you.(NCIS Gibbs))
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