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Border Patrol Loses Horse Privileges, Must Now Bang Two Empty Halves Of Coconuts Together
The Babylon Bee ^
| September 21, 2021
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 09/24/2021 5:51:44 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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Prophetic article.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
the border patrol is guilty of patrolling the border. cant have that. they should be hiring travel agents.
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posted on
09/24/2021 5:52:45 AM PDT
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joshua c
(Dump the LEFT. Cable tv, Big tech, national name brands)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I say give the BP agents Harley Davidson motorcycles instead of horses.
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posted on
09/24/2021 5:53:05 AM PDT
by
subterfuge
(RIP T.P.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
09/24/2021 5:53:40 AM PDT
by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
To: DoodleBob
Where do you get that shirt?
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posted on
09/24/2021 5:57:33 AM PDT
by
EvilCapitalist
(Pets are no substitute for children.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
“No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency! Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and near fanatical devotion to the Pope! Um, I'll come in again...” ― Monty Python
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posted on
09/24/2021 5:59:28 AM PDT
by
GOPJ
(Same people who supplied pallets of bricks for BLM are supplying tent poles for illegals.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
09/24/2021 6:00:13 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
African swallow grabs it by the husk.
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posted on
09/24/2021 6:01:36 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
A journalist from CNN asked if the sound was coming from a real horse. These little asides are what makes the Bee the best.
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posted on
09/24/2021 6:03:26 AM PDT
by
Sirius Lee
(They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
09/24/2021 6:06:34 AM PDT
by
God luvs America
(63.5 million pay no income tax and vote for DemoKrats...)
To: Vaquero
“A swallow carrying a coconut?””
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posted on
09/24/2021 6:08:13 AM PDT
by
God luvs America
(63.5 million pay no income tax and vote for DemoKrats...)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
If anyone was in the Oval Office but Xiden, I’d know this was satire. With old Joe in there, however...!
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posted on
09/24/2021 6:10:03 AM PDT
by
Ratman0823
(Always remember: "Figures don't lie, but liars figure")
To: DoodleBob
493 wing beats per second!
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posted on
09/24/2021 6:14:03 AM PDT
by
cdcdawg
(The vaccines don't work)
To: joshua c
Maxine Waters told Biden to back off. Biden saluted and said “yes mam.”
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The principal weapon to push back the invaders is now limited to farting in their general direction.
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posted on
09/24/2021 6:22:20 AM PDT
by
P-Marlowe
(I got the <ΙΧΘΥΣ>< variant. Catch it. John 3:16)
To: God luvs America
Is it an African swallow or a European swallow?
A King has to know these things.
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posted on
09/24/2021 6:30:01 AM PDT
by
stanne
To: EvilCapitalist
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posted on
09/24/2021 6:33:42 AM PDT
by
Zathras
To: stanne
A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut!
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posted on
09/24/2021 6:37:03 AM PDT
by
God luvs America
(63.5 million pay no income tax and vote for DemoKrats...)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I almost expect a federal mandate that all border patrol horses be euthanized because they are obviously racists and have been trained to attack brown and black people. In addition, any ranch who trains young cutting horses will be monitored for their training activities.
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posted on
09/24/2021 6:46:31 AM PDT
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Toespi
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Zoot has come up with a solution to the Border Problem.
Build a high tower, and place a “False USA Beacon” in it. Heading SOUTH.
I know.
Naughty, Wicked Zoot! :-)
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posted on
09/24/2021 6:59:43 AM PDT
by
left that other site
(Never lie to someone who trusts you; and never trust someone who has ever lied to you.(NCIS Gibbs))
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