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Tune: “There is no Arizona”
Hobbs promised Biden 11 electoral votes, out in Arizona
Underneath the blue never ending sky, swore that she was gonna
Get things in order, she’d send for him
When she left Trump behind, it never crossed his mind
There’s no blue Arizona
No voting Desert, blue Sedona
If there was a Grand Canyon
He could fill it up with the ballots they’ve mailed in
But they don’t exist, those votes they’ve sent in
Harris canvasses and finds
There’s no blue Arizona
He got a ballot with no return address, postmarked Graveyard
It said “I don’t know where I’m voting next but when I do
I’ll let you know”
May, June, July, she wonders why
She’s still waiting, she’ll keep waiting ‘cause
There’s no blue Arizona
No voting Desert, blue Sedona
If there was a Grand Canyon
He could fill it up with the ballots they’ve mailed in
But they don’t exist, those votes they’ve sent in
Harris canvasses and finds
There’s no blue Arizona
Each day the sun sets into the west
Hobbs’ heart sinks lower in her chest and
Phantoms keep asking when they’re voting
Finally she tells them don’t you know
There’s no blue Arizona
No voting Desert, blue Sedona
If there was a Grand Canyon
He could fill it up with the ballots they’ve mailed in
But they don’t exist, those votes they’ve sent in
Harris canvasses and finds
There’s no blue Arizona
Hobbs promised Biden 11 electoral votes... out in Arizona.