[Renfrew]

Real Americans sit in front of the television, get angry, and then go to bed.

The folk you are describing are a tiny minority in this country.

[devane617]

That won’t work. It’ll have to be something every American can do sitting in an easy chair...Figure it out and let me know.

[PIF]

Real Americans sit in front of the television, get angry, and then go to bed.

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No they would not! They’d post a cryptic article on FR first.

[EQAndyBuzz]

“Real Americans sit in front of the television, get angry, and then go to bed.”

And many of them have their carry permits.