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To: LastDayz
The three things a plumber needs to know:
  1. Hot on left, cold on right.
  2. Sh!t runs downhill
  3. Payday is on Friday

21 posted on 09/21/2021 11:57:26 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
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To: central_va
You forgot:

(4) If it can leak, it will leak.

42 posted on 09/21/2021 12:46:15 PM PDT by Campion (What part of "shall not be infringed" don't they understand?)
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To: central_va

#4: DON’T LICK YOUR FINGERS!


44 posted on 09/21/2021 12:54:00 PM PDT by Don W (When blacks riot, neighbourhoods and cities burn. When whites riot, nations and continents burn.)
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To: central_va

A friend of mine who runs a commercial A/C sales and support company once said ‘plumbers are simply electricians who have tested a hot socket one too many times’


54 posted on 09/21/2021 1:16:10 PM PDT by ByteMercenary (Slo-Joe and KamalHo are not my leaders.)
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To: central_va

You forgot the fourth thing.

Another person’s shit is his bread and butter


82 posted on 09/21/2021 6:47:37 PM PDT by shotgun
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