Babylon Bee doesn’t need to be giving these demons any ideas
I like Shipyard Pumpkinhead beer.
I have tried all the pumpkin flavored beers and this one is my personal favorite.
It is supposed to be served with cinnamon & sugar around the rim of the glass
5) Socks with sandals.
MEN should not be allowed to wear sandals PERIOD.
On the beach(because the sand is hot) and around the pool, flip flops are allowed.
Under no other conditions should men’s feet be exposed in public.
I do like pumpkin rolls.
Free ice cream must be given on demand by those who give ice cream. And pudding from the pudding givers. And that rich people must pay for it.
Crayons and feces are legitimate artistic tools to use on White House walls.
Federal recognition that Danny Brinker (d. 1998) was indeed a bully who started it, and that Sally Dexter (d. 2013) had cooties.