[Lazamataz]

Lots of stuff left to ban.

• Windows.
• Clubs.
• Rocks.
• Fire.
• Fists.
• Rope.
• Pianos.
• Electricity.
• Water.
• Glass.
• Household chemicals.
• Cabbage.
• Jars.
• Wood.
• All metals.
• All chemicals
• Electrons, protons, neutrons.
• All forms of energy.
• Vaccuum.
• The universe.

[eyedigress]

Beating someone over the head with a rock until their dead doesn’t sound very good.

They may ban the various tools but they cannot ban the motive.

[Travis McGee]

Heterosexual male Caucasians.

[moovova]

You left out parking lot curbs.

[snoringbear]

You forgot golf clubs…

[MtnClimber]

I wonder if it is too late to patent “Murder Hornet on a Stick”?

[Tupelo]

No NO NO , not the cabbage.
When cabbage is banned only outlaws & royalty will have cabbage.

[revetment]

Yup. The leftists are funny about that electricity stuff.
They want to mandate its use, ban everything else, increase the cost, regulate & tax who can have it and then criminalize its existence.

[butlerweave]

You forgot to add Stupid Politicians to the list

[rockrr]

You forgot pomegranates - they can leave an ugly welt...