Darwin Award candidate.
Darwin Award candidate.
No, just an applicant. Those types of applications are rejected if you’re still alive.
The problem started with the phrase “Taco Bell at 2 a.m.”. After that, all bets for safety and sanity are OFF.
More likely his friend stabbed him in his easily accessible right leg.
Ok, talking on the phone, holding a taco in his left hand, supposedly holding a knife in his right hand and driving with his what?
I can see a new set of commercials, Taco Bell better than getting stuck with a knife...