[SouthWall]

I feel certain I will get good advice from my fellow FReepers (and Yes, I did make a donation to this quarter's Freeperthon)

[Libloather]

Has Gates relocated to Nigeria?

[Roccus]

On the off chance that you actually got this scam email, why not post the email address here so the rest of your FReeper FRiends can have some fun.

If however, you’ve made up this entire thing....don’t quit your day job.

[a real Sheila]

Send them a stool sample while you are at it.

[glimmerman70]

I am sure you will need to give them a SS number and bank account number. You know so they can deposit the money.

[rockrr]

Gosh, I’m impressed - and envious!

I spent the whole day (well not the whole day. I also watched cartoons for a while and played GTA) trying to convince the loonies in San Fransisco to send me $300/mo not to shoot anybody. I even offered to not shoot people for $250/mo.

They wouldn’t bite, muttering something about needing to live there.

[Nabber]

Deposit in a bank?

Think, The Depression.

Think, Bank Holiday.

Think, “You can’t withdraw your money.”

[oldbill]

Don’t buy the car until you get a call for extending your warranty.

[Leep]

I guess I didn’t win the Clearinghouse sweepstakes.
It’s been 30 years and I haven’t heard back from them?

[MisterArtery]

I got a similar message from Warren Buffet.