“There is only on place for this thread to go.”
Up?
Funny
Old Jewish guy in Florida buys a new pair of golf shoes. He loves them. He puts them on and asks his wife, “Do you see anything new?” She responds, “No”
He takes off all his clothes, except for the new shoes, and comes out again.
”Now do you see anything new?”
”No”
”What do you mean?”
”It’s hanging down now, it was hanging down yesterday, It was hanging down a month ago!”
”He’s looking at my new golf shoes!”
”You should have bought a hat!”
I dunno, there might be some stiff competition for this thread if a duplicate one starts.