This guy requested a state where he could use his stash of US military equipment and ammo... but maybe you could talk him into the Hamptoms by assuring him that no one will be shooting back. Don't forget to mention all the goats and sheep.
I wonder if we could start a GO FUND ME to arrange about 50 bus loads of Afghans to be dumped in The Hamptons.
This guy requested a state where he could use his stash of US military equipment and ammo... but maybe you could talk him into the Hamptoms by assuring him that no one will be shooting back. Don't forget to mention all the goats and sheep.