[Scarpetta]

I have these items in my stores:

Canned Danish ham
Canned cooked bacon
Canned butter
Canned brown bread
Canned roast beef
Dehydrated meat substitute

[JimRed]

Canned cooked bacon

We had that a lot as kids, from the post commissary. But mom just heated it up, never crisped it, so we kids called it "Isshy Bacon". As in "icky".