Heck, drive a few hundred miles to S. Cal, nice weather, I hear you can camp for free on Venice Beach. 😃
What about showering at truck stops?
Make like you are a homeless person and nobody will bother you. Wear some shabby clothes and mutter to yourself. Even the Karen mask nazis will keep their distance.
Speaking of which, I can report that the homeless population in NYC is as vibrant as ever. I thought for sure that the "big bad virus" would get them first and decimate their numbers but they appear to be thriving in their blissful, maskless, unvaccinated state of being. Maybe we all need to take a lesson from them.