[P.O.E.]

There’s got to be a librarian with a date stamp somewhere who’s willing to make a few bucks on the side. /s

[Veggie Todd]

KRAMER: Look at her. This is a lonely woman looking for companionship.. ... Spinster. ...

Maybe a virgin. ... Maybe she got hurt a long time ago. She was a schoolgirl.

There was a boy It didn't work out. Now she needs a little tenderness. She needs a little understanding.

She needs a little Kramer.

JERRY: Eventually a little shot of penicillin.