Last post for the day (you are clapping aren't you?)
1 posted on
08/26/2021 2:21:05 PM PDT by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
Thanks.
I liked the puns.
As they say, puns are like the moisture in the eyes of a snake. The lowest form of humor.
2 posted on
08/26/2021 2:24:44 PM PDT by
frank ballenger
(You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
To: sodpoodle
3 posted on
08/26/2021 2:28:45 PM PDT by
folkquest
(“During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.” – George Orwell)
To: sodpoodle
4 posted on
08/26/2021 2:45:36 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
To: sodpoodle
5 posted on
08/26/2021 2:50:14 PM PDT by
sauropod
(Time is like quicksilver, smearing the years... - Bill Nelson)
To: sodpoodle
Can anyone contribute? Why, thank you!
How did Biden answer the question "boxers or briefs"?
Depends!
6 posted on
08/26/2021 3:09:00 PM PDT by
stormhill
To: sodpoodle
I thought this Thread was about Xiden’s Speech.
7 posted on
08/26/2021 3:10:34 PM PDT by
Kickass Conservative
(Trump - Make America Great Again / Xiden - Make America Grovel Again...)
To: sodpoodle
"I used to be addicted to the Hokey-Pokey, but I turned myself around."
Jim H, you live on in your puns...
8 posted on
08/26/2021 3:11:04 PM PDT by
Dubh_Ghlase
(Oh boy!)
To: sodpoodle
During the Dark Ages, we had too many knights.
9 posted on
08/26/2021 3:16:14 PM PDT by
SamAdams76
(Give me a Pigfoot and a Bottle of Beer)
To: sodpoodle
Did you all hear about the circus fire?
It was in tents.
(ducking)
10 posted on
08/26/2021 3:17:29 PM PDT by
Texas resident
(Silver alert: There is a guy running around DC claiming he is the President.)
To: sodpoodle
12 posted on
08/26/2021 3:23:09 PM PDT by
moehoward
(.)
To: sodpoodle
13 posted on
08/26/2021 3:28:06 PM PDT by
ShadowAce
(Linux - The Ultimate Windows Service Pack )
To: sodpoodle
Sting has been kidnapped, The Police have no lead
To: sodpoodle
1st hydrogen atom: I’ve lost my electron!
2nd hydrogen atom: Really? Are you sure?
1st hydrogen atom: Yes, I’m positive.
16 posted on
08/26/2021 5:28:42 PM PDT by
pa_dweller
( Censure Toomey! )
To: sodpoodle
How do you get down off an elephant?
You don’t; you get down off a duck.
17 posted on
08/26/2021 8:55:18 PM PDT by
Scrambler Bob
(My /s is more true than your /science (or you might mean /seance))
To: sodpoodle
What’s the difference between a Vitamin and Hormone?
You can’t make a vita min.
18 posted on
08/26/2021 8:58:13 PM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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