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To: mylife

makes an excellent deodorant...


2 posted on 08/25/2021 2:43:32 PM PDT by heavy metal (smiling improves your face value as well as making people wonder what the hell you're up to... 😁)
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To: heavy metal
I eat my peas with honey
I’ve done it all my life
It makes then taste quite funny
But it keeps them on my knife

Obligatory bow…

18 posted on 08/25/2021 2:49:19 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (FI miss out mean tweeting, man spreading, room owning President…)
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To: heavy metal

And not a bad shaving lotion.


71 posted on 08/25/2021 3:16:27 PM PDT by sport
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To: heavy metal

If only women understood the two scents a man can’t resist: the fresh smell of fried bacon, and WD-40.


111 posted on 08/25/2021 3:57:10 PM PDT by Montana_Sam (Truth lives.)
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To: heavy metal; mylife
heavy metal :" makes an excellent deodorant..."

The bouquet of bacon grease tames even the most aggressive dog
and allows you to make friends with them.

152 posted on 08/25/2021 5:13:31 PM PDT by Tilted Irish Kilt
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