[T. Rustin Noone]

My favorite Dorothy Parker quote:

I love a Martini
One...Two at most
Three...I’m under the table
Four...I’m under the host

[PerConPat]

Ms. Parker must have been a hoot...Cole Porter wrote her into one of his immortal songs:

As Dorothy Parker once said to her boyfriend, "Fare thee well,"...It was just one of those things...

Apparently, "Dottie" didn't suffer foolish boyfriends.