Granny Clampett would beat it out of you.
funny you said that my younger son told me once “if I was gay, Josh would have beat it out of me. “ I believe it, if he didn’t beat it out oh my God he’d have torchered it out of him. I think that stems from me. My younger brother married a girl w/ 2 gay brothers and had many many cookouts, Thankfully when they brought their FREIND they didn’t act out in front of my kids because I would have left immediately no explanation required. We are outta here BYE
There actually was a Beverly Hillbillies script that involved the cold cure. Jed mentioned it to some guys who saw dollar signs. Toward the end of the episode, Jed describes the effectiveness - something like “You take this and then get plenty of rest and eat right, and in 7 to 10 days, your cold is GONE!”