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fatal flip on the fifth floor

I like the alliteration. It could have been even better, though.

"Fan in 40s fails fatal flip on fifth floor."

Or

"F***ed up fat fan in 40s fails fatal flip on fifth floor fabulously."

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“F***ed up fat fan in 40s fails fatal flip on fifth floor fabulously, falls fifty feet.”