Posted on 08/21/2021 11:36:07 AM PDT by sodpoodle
The version I heard was: “I fell off my chair and had multiple injuries and a concussion when I was licking my ass!”
As kids, my younger brother and I sampled our dog’s Purina dog chow, just because we could. Crunchy. Not terrible.
40 plus years later my bride was hosting a ladies Bible study at our home. I was in charge of babysitting a five year old grandson of one of the women. When it came time for a snack, he and I each had a Purina dog food nugget, just so we could say we did. The grandmother was aghast. The grandson and I thought the experience was incredibly funny. We topped off our snack with cookies and ice cream. The lad’s grandmother took several years to get over the experience.
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