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Here's Why You Shouldn't Urinate in the Shower
newsweak ^ | Aug. 16, 2021 | KATE FOWLER

Posted on 08/19/2021 7:47:59 AM PDT by PROCON

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To: PROCON

I don’t care what they claim, I refuse to open the shower door and pee on the floor. My wife would get angry.


61 posted on 08/19/2021 9:08:59 AM PDT by BobL (I shop at Walmart and eat at McDonald's, I just don't tell anyone, like most here.)
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To: dfwgator
Urine trouble now.

Five Star, fifteen year old Scotch prize to you for best three word post of the month.

You will be awarded a ticket for three refugees of your choice to be evacuated from the single runway in Kabul, if one of the 9,000 available seats is empty {oh wait, we ain't got no seats}...

You might want to pick up a coupla babies that were thrown over the fence at the airport by frantic mothers that were trying to gain freedom for their newborn kids.

Dear God, save my Country from this sick old man that eats ice cream and smells little kid's hair and body parts... and we are worried about pissing in the shower.

62 posted on 08/19/2021 9:23:34 AM PDT by USS Alaska (NUKE ALL MOOSELIMB TERRORISTS, NOW.)
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To: PROCON
I read all the way through all of the comments, and I peed my pants laughing at this post.

I gave away a great award to another FReeper for their post, so I'm broke, but if I had any awards remaining I'd give them to you for this great thread.

Sorry.

63 posted on 08/19/2021 9:32:33 AM PDT by USS Alaska (NUKE ALL MOOSELIMB TERRORISTS, NOW.)
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To: dsrtsage

Why stop there? Get a ticket from Musk or Bezos and someday you can pee in space!


64 posted on 08/19/2021 9:45:16 AM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Night Hides Not
Isn’t urine sterile?

Not even a little bit.

65 posted on 08/19/2021 9:49:27 AM PDT by Boomer (Leftists/Leftism ruins everything it touches. Leftism is a toxic moral pestilence.)
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To: PROCON

Is it still OK to write your name in the snow?
Asking for those of us who were assigned male at birth.


66 posted on 08/19/2021 9:54:08 AM PDT by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
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To: Vaquero
Her followers on tic toc? Well there you go.

Yeah, my first thought. From what I've seen, they are mostly brain-washed egocentrics spouting off "woke" imbecilities.

67 posted on 08/19/2021 10:05:13 AM PDT by Oatka
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To: PROCON

Bullshite!


68 posted on 08/19/2021 10:36:11 AM PDT by Real Cynic No More (Make America Great. Prosecute Dems who break the law!)
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To: dsrtsage
"peed on many famous structures"


Ozzy, is that you?
69 posted on 08/19/2021 10:39:32 AM PDT by Bikkuri ('You are perhaps thinking of the version filmed in London in the actual year of 1984 and starring Ri)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Chumbawumba remix (from Homer)?


70 posted on 08/19/2021 10:41:40 AM PDT by Bikkuri ('You are perhaps thinking of the version filmed in London in the actual year of 1984 and starring Ri)
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To: NonValueAdded
" Guess I better pull up that Jane Fonda urinal target then."

Do like I did, have Hanoi Jane tattooed on the end of your johnson. Then, whenever, wherever you go, jane gets a shower!

71 posted on 08/19/2021 10:52:06 AM PDT by crazy scenario (The burden of Damascus is next!)
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To: PROCON

Wow, now gender issues trump wasting 5 gallons of potable water... and the so-called environmentalists will be all aboard with this.


72 posted on 08/19/2021 11:32:34 AM PDT by jimmygrace
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To: PROCON

If that body part isn’t a woman’s, then why do men say they are “transitioned” to female when he gets cosmetic surgery to make one?


73 posted on 08/19/2021 11:41:13 AM PDT by TianaHighrider (God bless President Trump. Prayers for PDJT and his loyal supporters.)
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To: FirstFlaBn; Trillian

Used to call the sink the ‘spare bathroom’, just had to rinde out after washing hands when finished.


74 posted on 08/19/2021 11:47:54 AM PDT by Conservative4Life (thy merchants were great men of the earth; for by thy sorceries were all nations deceived. Rev18:23)
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To: FirstFlaBn; Trillian

Used to call the sink the ‘spare bathroom’, just had to rinse out after washing hands when finished.


75 posted on 08/19/2021 11:55:15 AM PDT by Conservative4Life (thy merchants were great men of the earth; for by thy sorceries were all nations deceived. Rev18:23)
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To: BuffaloJack

Urine is supposed to thwart the spread of Athlete’s Foot fungus.


76 posted on 08/19/2021 11:55:50 AM PDT by JimRed (TERM LIMITS, NOW! Militia to the border! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
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To: dsrtsage
Someday I wish to pee on the antarctic circle, and then maybe a few choice graves.

That's why they deep-sixed Bin Ladens corpse; they wanted to avoid the long line of prospective pi$$er$-upon.

77 posted on 08/19/2021 12:05:51 PM PDT by JimRed (TERM LIMITS, NOW! Militia to the border! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
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To: PROCON

Why stand in it in the shower, when you can just as easily use the bathroom sink before entering the shower! Good Grief!!


78 posted on 08/19/2021 12:25:36 PM PDT by SgtHooper (If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
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To: JimRed

I heard that a long time ago. I personally have not had athlete’s foot for many years, and that’s all I’m saying about that.


79 posted on 08/19/2021 12:28:00 PM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: PROCON

Our Lab told us to stop peeing in his water bowl. (you know the big white ceramic one in the bathroom)


80 posted on 08/19/2021 12:57:20 PM PDT by Apple Pan Dowdy (... as American as Apple Pie)
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