Here's Why You Shouldn't Urinate in the Shower

newsweak ^ | Aug. 16, 2021 | KATE FOWLER

[Boogieman]

Yes, when it exits the body. It doesn’t stay that way for very long.

[PeterPrinciple]

associate the sound of running water with needing to urinate.

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urinating is the sound of running water unless you are doing it wrong................

[Sans-Culotte]

The thing I wonder about is people peeing into an adult diaper or one of those "stadium pals". If one is old and incontinent, there is no avoiding it. But if one is younger and doing it temporarily (at a football game or a long road trip or giving a filibuster speech) it could cause problems.

First one has to train oneself that it is okay to pee in such a situation. But the problem would be that when one has dispensed with the peeing gizmo and is back to normal peeing, mightn't one forget that it is not okay to pee right where one is standing and wet oneself?

I think it is best to associate peeing with being in the bathroom standing in front of or sitting on the toilet.

[NonValueAdded]

Guess I better pull up that Jane Fonda urinal target then.

[Yardstick]

The left’s crazy new language rules make it impossible to hold a PG rated conversation. The word “women” is nice because you can comfortably use it in public or in front of your kids or in front of your mom. So of course it has to be banished and replaced with something inappropriately explicit.

[BiglyCommentary]

Very bigoted author. Doesn’t everyone have a right to self identify as a Shower Pee-er is they so choose?

[mewzilla]

I’ve a sneaking suspicion that all those finding this thread funny are guys...

Can’t wait for the next prostate thread. ;-)

[Larry Lucido]

Can we stop with all the pee-pipe talk?

What does Pimple Popper MD say?

[glennaro]

Dr. Jeffrey-Thomas claimed in the video that only those assigned female at birth will need to be concerned. People with vaginas can't fully relax the pelvic muscles

Sounds to me like this mentally challenged "doc" is acknowledging the existence of God ... or else who did the "assigning" at birth (actually, nine months before birth?)

[Larry Lucido]

I want to hear from Dr. Van Nostrand.

[Spok]

Very funny! I guess I should call “them” a “canine of color “.

[dsrtsage]

As far as I am concerned, the world is my urinal. It have peed on many famous structures, and I have stopped the car with gps to pee directly upon the tropic of cancer, the tropic of capricorn, the equator, and the arctic circle with one leg straddling both sides of each line. Someday I wish to pee on the antarctic circle, and then maybe a few choice graves

[hanamizu]

They make it sound as if such assignment is an arbitrary decision made at birth.

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Kind of like an entry on my driver’s license. Apparently I was ‘assigned’ hazel eyes. Getting tired of being asked to nod approvingly at nonsense.

[Smogger]

Simmer down Joe...

[BenLurkin]

Must be under the “glass ceiling” or something.

[Vaduz]

No wonder people in the swimming pools are always smiling.

[Night Hides Not]

She had a helluva show last night. As usual, plenty of cringeworthy moments.

[Political Junkie Too]

I'll only pee in the shower if I learn that Obama once used that shower.

-PJ

[sevinufnine]

Must admit I too am guilty of the horrific sin of using my shower in this manner. But...I also brush my teeth in the shower! Therefore I must always use VERY, special care NOT to drop the toothbrush. (At least not before I finish brushing my teeth LOL ;>)

[bgill]

Eww, all those dog germs after he drank from it and you’re bathing in that.