That’s a pilot’s weight and balance nightmare. Where’s the duct tape?
Who gets to hose that out?
Please fasten your seatbelts.
Meals and beverages will NOT be served on this flight.
Ignore the emergency exits because if there is an emergency, you won’t get out anyway.
Sorry, there are no prayer rugs available on this flight.
Sorry, only the crew have parachutes.
And Americans complain that on airliners they don’t get enough room!