From the Arkansas Democrat Gazette
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THIS WORLD WOULD BE A WHOLE LOT BETTER IF WE JUST MADE AN EFFORT TO BE LESS HORRIBLE TO ONE ANOTHER. —ELL[IOT?] PAGE
The author's first name appears to be incorrect. Google search attributes this quote to Ellen Page.
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Who knew that UINYOMP ORHTLMYFI was a Rousseauvian? "Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains."