“I thought Joe was under the lid after 11 AM or some such.”\
Senile Joe’s handlers knew he had to say something/anything about the disaster and maybe bloodbath in Kabul. Thanks to the WOKE as SHIT generals in charge! By blood bath I mean fleeing Americans and Brits being involved.
So fake Doc Jill and Joe’s handlers gave him a special cocktail booster shot and wheeled him out to see the press.
That must have been quite a scene.