Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

To: sodpoodle
A good looking man walked into an agent’s office in Hollywood and said ‘I want to be a movie star.’

Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials.

The agent asked, ‘What’s your name?’ The guy said, ‘My name is Penis van Lesbian.’

The agent said, ‘Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood you are going to have to change your name.’

‘I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever!’

The agent said, ‘Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years… you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian! I’m telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to represent you.’

‘So be it! I guess we will not do business together’ the guy said and he left the agent’s office.

FIVE YEARS LATER….. The agent opens an envelope sent to his office. Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000. The agent is awe-struck, who would possibly send him $ 50,000? He reads the letter enclosed:

Dear Sir,

Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood and you told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian.

After I left your office, I thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change my name. I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent. I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation.

Thank you for your advice..

Sincerely,

Dick van Dyke

12 posted on 08/12/2021 9:32:38 AM PDT by Osage Orange (DRT)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]


To: Osage Orange

Well, compared to Penis van Lesbian, Rob Petrie don’t sound all that bad.


19 posted on 08/12/2021 10:08:03 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Florida: America's new free zone.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 12 | View Replies ]

To: Osage Orange

That one wasn’t short but was a very good one!


20 posted on 08/12/2021 10:11:13 AM PDT by SamAdams76 (Give me a Pigfoot and a Bottle of Beer)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 12 | View Replies ]

To: Osage Orange

LOL!!!


22 posted on 08/12/2021 10:20:31 AM PDT by Sergio (An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 12 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson