Say, is it the 3% black part of you that you're channeling to make you say, 'y'all', with your pasty white Detroit wanna-be ghetto ass?
I'm writing a book.

It’s 2% !
That’s right. Africana right here.
Y’all is actually pronounced as J’all……….but I Irish it up for y’all.
I was born in Detroit, lived in Detroit (resident requirements until they were lifted) and worked in Detroit my whole career.
Some slang is bound to rub off on me.
I say Pop and you say Soda, does that offend you too?