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To: DUMBGRUNT

A ‘heads up’ for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe’s, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart.

Last month I became a victim of a clever scam while shopping. Simply going to get supplies turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you or your friends.

Here’s how the scam works:
Woman washing car windshield scam

Two nice-looking, college-aged girls, in short shorts, will come up to your vehicle as you are putting away your purchases. They both start wiping your windshield with soap and water, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It’s impossible not to look).

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ but instead ask for a ride to McDonald’s. You agree and they climb in the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also, July 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 27th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men.

Warn your friends to be vigilant.

By the way, Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the Dollar Store and bought them out in three of their stores.

Also, you never get to eat at McDonald’s. I’ve already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe’s, to Home Depot, to Costco, etc.

So please, send this on to all the senior men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)


20 posted on 08/03/2021 6:14:03 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: Yo-Yo

—”Two nice-looking, college-aged girls, in short shorts,”

Sounds like the same crew but moving up market?


25 posted on 08/03/2021 6:21:58 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message)
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To: Yo-Yo

Greatness!


31 posted on 08/03/2021 6:28:31 AM PDT by RWGinger (Does anyone else really )
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To: Yo-Yo

Thanks for the smiles. Boy, you and Calvin and Hobbes on the same page. Needed the wit. Be nifty if FR would ask poster for one day a month to post only good news stories and humor. So over the COVID fear mongering. Nice to see the gems pop up on pages full of horse apples.


47 posted on 08/03/2021 7:04:03 AM PDT by StAntKnee (Add your own danged sarc tag)
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To: Yo-Yo

Thanks for the smiles. Boy, you and Calvin and Hobbes on the same page. Needed the wit. Be nifty if FR would ask poster for one day a month to post only good news stories and humor. So over the COVID fear mongering. Nice to see the gems pop up on pages full of horse apples.


48 posted on 08/03/2021 7:04:19 AM PDT by StAntKnee (Add your own danged sarc tag)
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To: Yo-Yo

Lol! I was waiting for that story.


55 posted on 08/03/2021 7:22:34 AM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children.)
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To: Yo-Yo

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73 posted on 08/03/2021 11:52:18 AM PDT by BiteYourSelf ( Earth first we'll strip mine the other planets later.)
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