Posted on 08/01/2021 10:48:08 AM PDT by Libloather
True politics
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A Russian Jew named Jacob was finally allowed to emigrate to Israel. At the Moscow airport, a customs inspector found a statue of Lenin in his luggage and asked, “What is this?”
Jacob replied, “Wrong question, comrade. You should have asked, ‘Who is this?.’ This is Comrade Lenin. He laid the foundations of Socialism and created the future prosperity of the Russian people. I am taking it with me as a memory of our dear hero.”
The Russian customs official sent him on his way.
At Tel Aviv airport, the Israeli customs official also asked, “What is this? “Wrong question, sir. You should be asking ‘Who is this?’, This, my friend, is Lenin, the bastard who caused me, a Jew, to leave Russia.
I take this statue as a reminder to curse him every day.”
The Israeli official sent him on his way.
When he settled in his new home, Jacob placed the statue on a table. The following evening, he invited friends and relatives to dinner.
Spotting the statue, one of his cousins asked, “Who is this?.” Jacob replied, “Wrong question. You should have asked, ‘What is this?.’ This is five kilograms of solid gold that I managed to bring with me from Russia without having to pay any customs duty or tax.”
The Moral:
“Politics is when you can tell the same crap in different ways to fool different people and come out smelling like a rose.”
Well said.
Ah. So it does create wealth, but only if you’re stupid! 🤣🤣🤣
No concern for those who make it possible to rent housing in the first place. Will Sandy open her door to roommates gratis?
The only kind of voter the dems love...Stupid ones
Impossible! Zell Miller last held office in 2005 and died in 2018.
Cortez has gone full retard again!
There is no such animal as a “conservative” Democrat/communist. There are only clever Democrat/communists that want fools to believe they are conservatives.
What does aoc want ?
COMMUNISM !!!
When does she want it ?
NOW.
Ssdd.
I had to laugh...”conservative democrats”
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
AOC = Another Outrageous Communist.
Hey idiot! the government does not have the right to force owners to provide a place to live, heat, hot water, electricity, mowing, garbage collection and security FREE!
Any law or EO that mandated that was illegal, unconstitutional and invalid.
Name just one, AOC.
Conservative equals Liberals like my Dad, progressive equals Marxists. There are not many liberals left.
JFK would be too Conservative for the current GOP.
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