I bet it contains that deadly chemical dihydrogen monoxide!
NO, NOT DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!!!!!
We’re doomed, doomed, OH the humanity....
We’re all going to die such miserable deaths...
We’ll swell up like balloons and go POP, then, its all over... who will clean up the mess???
Bah, I’ve ingested tons of the stuff over the years, and I’m only partially crazy. Of course it almost killed me once, when I was about 12.