[DUMBGRUNT]

Without the nitrogen, the empty fuel tanks would cavitate from the increased pressure when returning to lower altitudes to refuel.

I suspect it should be collapse not cavitate? Cavitation will decrease with an increase of pressure, I know nothing of the fuel system.

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Apparently all would-be journalists are required to take a literacy test, only those who fail are hired.

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Maybe the ‘journalist’ thinks it’s a submarine.