[StAnDeliver]

Wifey tells Hubster “I’m going to lay down. You stay and enjoy yourself. Really, it’ll be fine.”
Wifey goes back to room. Pedro plops down beside Hubster buys him a few drinks and talks him into leaving the bar.
Pedro beats Hubster to death and chucks him out of a window.
Pockets the $100 American wifey paid to get rid of Hubster.
Hell, might have been $50. Life is cheap in Mexico."

You will be dead on if it turns out the wife insisted on going to that particular all-inclusive, whether it was sandos or dreams vista or moon palace or even the hyatt, they will bury this story.

[StAnDeliver]

"Ohh, Senora, ignora dose bruszess, we have finest investeeegator on eet, Slowpoke Gonzales!"

"Authorities with the Quintana Roo State Attorney General's Office, which is investigating Snow's death, said in a statement late Friday that Snow died of mechanical asphyxia due to thoracic-abdominal compression. The statement said Snow was trapped in a window when trying to enter a bathroom and could not support his feet on the ground, giving him no support point to release himself from the window. The Quintana Roo authorities said Snow's death appeared to be an accident but that they were still investigating what happened. The Mexican Attorney General’s Office tweeted some information earlier Friday, saying Snow’s body was found in a bathroom window at a hotel in the Benito Juarez district. Authorities said it’s not the same hotel where Snow and his wife were staying at."

[oldvirginian]

“You will be dead on if it turns out the wife insisted on going to that particular all-inclusive, whether it was sandos or dreams vista or moon palace or even the hyatt, they will bury this story.”

Pretty sure Cancun was the wife’s idea.
I’m closing in on 70 and I’ve NEVER heard a man say “Let’s have our honeymoon in a craphole like Mexico.”
However for women Cancun still holds some allure even if it is dangerous.

I knew some couples who went to Cancun back when it was pretty safe and every time the wife insisted on it. Their husbands didn’t want to spend precious vacation time in a third world country, even if it was at a swanky resort.