Posted on 07/24/2021 8:52:10 PM PDT by Enlightened1
I had heard rumors that the ashkenazi jews were really lizard people, and the queen too.
now I know it is real.
well is the lizard from asia? /s
I was thinking Hillary Clinton.
Should send it for covid test next.
lol good one- so many fakes out there stealing people’s money- glad he exposed them
How did the Lizard Cheney test turn out?
those extreme leftists who have seized control over the DemoNaziCommie party machine, probably all test as lizards
Still more human than Zuckerberg.
Wasn’t there a story several months ago about twins who sent in their DNA separately and found out they had different genetic ancestries? < Smirk >
Mama must have been a rolling stone.
Maybe our understanding of DNA is just all wrong...
https://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-2522-inside-shady-world-dna-testing-companies.html
All you're really doing is sending your DNA into a database, which can later be accessed by the authorities.
My daughter sent a saliva sample to 23 & me a few years ago and it ultimately revealed that my half sister, who I didn’t know existed, was Miss USA first runner up in the early 2000’s (no joke)! We share the same biological dad. Yowza was that a shocker.
This reminds me of the people that would run the PCR tests on food and it pops positive for Covid. Even the PCR founder said never turn it up to run the cycles over 30 cycles or it will give you 100% false positives. Yet they are doing it again in order to push the scary “delta variant”.
Wonder happens 23andMe would send back if they were sent saliva of a sheep?
True story. I swear.
I took the Ancestry DNA test and didn’t know any of the people Ancestry said were related to me so I took it again (using a fake name) thinking they had made a mistake.
The results came back the same.
After doing a bit of research with the help of a genealogist, it turns out my mother had an affair while she was married to the man I thought was my Dad.
So I’m half Scottish, not half Polish.
She’s dead now and so is my bio Dad whom I never got to meet. He had no other children.
“Well, it’s the template that matched the most bubbles!”
...AND Gates!
A James Carville match perhaps?
[insert gif of Valerie Jarrett morphing into a lizard here]
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