Here’s some even newer theories.
The first amendment was designed to allow slave owners to publish their side of what a great country the USA was becoming without government interference.
The 3th amendment was designed to protect slave owner’s mansions from being occupied by negros.
the 4th amendment was written to protect slave owners from having to testify about their overseers whipping slaves to death.
And so on and so on and so on...
I expect to see them in Critical Race Theory texts, any day now.
Your thoughts will not be taken as satire, but as revealed truth!
Only an extremely wealthy, successful, powerful society could nurture Critical Race Theory.
We are about the only ones who can afford it... at least until it destroys us or we repudiate it.