Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide, it’s for the children!
“Dihydrogen Monoxide” It is toxic but a bit of Single Malt Scotch renders it safe to drink.
And to think municipalities spend taxpayer dollars to process and distribute dihydrogen monoxide. They often require, by ordinance, that our homes are connected to the distribution lines. Worse yet, they add addition chemicals to it. Why do Americans put up with this? I will only imbibe dihydrogren monoxide after fermentation or distillation with grains or fruits. It is the only safe thing to do.