>> Be sure to talk to the cougar, speaking calmly and firmly,
Okay, one more drink, and then I’m driving you home...
2 posted on
07/22/2021 8:10:26 AM PDT by
Gene Eric
(Don't be a statist!)
To: Gene Eric
Okay, one more drink, and then I’m driving you home... Mine's bigger.
7 posted on
07/22/2021 8:19:03 AM PDT by
Yo-Yo
(is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: Gene Eric
That type of cougar is far more dangerous than the feline variety.
12 posted on
07/22/2021 8:28:06 AM PDT by
absalom01
(You should do your duty in all things. You cannot do more, and you should never wish to do less.)
To: Gene Eric
Whew, glad cougars understand English.
22 posted on
07/22/2021 8:58:36 AM PDT by
bgill
(Which came first, the vax or the virus?)
To: Gene Eric
In years past, I used to pray for cougar attacks.
42 posted on
07/22/2021 10:55:30 AM PDT by
DPMD
To: Gene Eric
How about buying the cougar drinks until she can’t walk? Then you can say you are hitting the head and slip out the back door.
51 posted on
07/22/2021 12:30:07 PM PDT by
Pennsyltucky Boy
(bitterly clinging to our constitutional rights in PA)
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