My employer took a slightly different route.
Those who are vaccinated are being told that once they upload a copy of their vaccination card to our HR system, they can return to the office.
Those who aren't vaccinated can only return to the office once they get vaccinated and upload a copy of their vaccination card to our HR system. Until then, they're work-from-home.
Surprisingly (not) the overwhelming majority of people are saying they're not vaccinated.
Who knew, right?!
Wow, your company is run by morons.
Hmmm. Let’s see, do I want the boss I don’t like breathing down my neck, having to get up early and dress nicely every day, have to drink their lousy coffee and watch out for office politics or do I want to work from home?