HE has written?
Who are they fooling?
The Duke of Sussex, 36, has been secretly working on the book for nearly a year
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Working on the book.
Hmmm. Pick it up. Check the cover. Looks pretty. Pictures of Green Eggs.
OK, step two, How do I open this thing?
Blimey. There’s PAPER in here. And lots of pictures. Some black squiggles, but the pictures are brilliant.
Right, Megan says I am supposed to make one of these called Born a Prince, Became a Man.
Hmmm. Start with pictures of a frog. Megan kisses me. She turns into a frog too.
BAD BAD Harry, no fun for you tonight.
Well, I am up to page one. Off to the publisher for millions.