[BiglyCommentary]

Try again. The 2 guys showed how they could complete huge crop circles overnight, their foot board tool would bend the crops over.

[RoosterRedux]

Crop circles are the strawman of UFO phenomena.;-)

[servantoftheservant]

Try again, goofball. In real crop circles, the stems are bent 2-3 inches above the ground and lay bent ABOVE the ground.

In fake ones, they’re broken or bent on the ground.

And you ignored the radiation levels, which have been shown again and again.