Scientists Observed a Brainless Blob Thinking and Making Decisions

Vice ^ | Becky Ferreira

[BenLurkin]

[decal]

Does it sniff hair?

[E. Pluribus Unum]

My first thought as well.

[PTBAA]

Michael Moore?

[Still Thinking]

You’re not supposed to go in the oral office without media permission. Probably should check with Secret Service too.

[proust]

Too easy.

[Paladin2]

Ha, I here I was thinking about Jao....

[noiseman]

This is one of those headlines that immediately makes me think, “And here we go….”

[Rummyfan]

Stacey Abrams?! Nah, couldn’t be.... she’s not capable of an intelligent decision.

[Brilliant]

There is hope for Joe.

[dfwgator]

Physarum polycephalum, which literally has no brain, might make us rethink this characterization.

We just call them "Democrats".

[miserare]

So many brainless blobs...so little time.

Fauci was the first one I thought of, then Pedo Joe, then the Cackler, General Mildred, etc.

[Wuli]

I actually thought the headline and article to come were satire and referring to Biden.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

I’m torn between Brainless Blob #1 and Brainless Blob #2.

Of course, there are purportedly 80 million Brainless Blobs who voted for Brainless Blob #1.

[bigbob]

Brainless Blob would be a great name for a rock band.

[Browns Ultra Fan]

Biden is also a brainless blob. But most Democrats are.

[Getready]

Why is this news. Biologists have known for many decades that slime molds can act as a multicellular physically disconnectec organism ..and migrate to a common site...coalesce...form a long stalk...and cast its seeds to the wind...from the top of the stalk...there are films of this......the seminal one by John Bonner can be accessed on youtube. Brains....maybe there are other ways to compute info beside our brains.....like our guts...(still room for the soul)

[unclebankster]

Damn!

I got to this thread late.

If you’ve ever heard the term “Eleanor Roosevelt ugly.”

They’ll eventually be “Kamala Harris dumb.”

[I want the USA back]

I knew the comments here would give me a good laugh, and I wasn’t disappointed. “Brainless blob making decisions” is just too much to resist.

My first thought was puppet man, but it applies equally well to horizontal harris and michael moore.

[Diogenesis]

i am working with this organism at the moment
in electrical circuits.

clever, it is.

smarter and more respectful than the PEDOPHILES in DC.

more honest than the TRAITORS and SEDITIONISTS in the DO”J”.

it can calculate the shortest route between mountains
for roads etc. unlike the stupid and corrupt in DC.

perhaps brain transplants would help?
would it not be safer than the nanotoxins
they are injecting everywhere
by shame, payments, “science”, and now FORCE.