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Take it to the Bank!
email from friend | 7/15/2021 | unknown

Posted on 07/15/2021 4:08:56 AM PDT by sodpoodle

Three contractors bid to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Kentucky and the third is from New Orleans. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The New Orleans contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.

"Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $9,000. That's $4,000 for materials, $4,000 for my crew and $1,000 profit for me."

The Kentucky contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $7,000. That's $3,000 for materials, $3,000 for my crew and $1,000 profit for me"

The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$27,000."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys. How did you come up with such a high figure?”

"The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$10,000 for me, $10,000 for you, and we hire the guy from Kentucky to fix the fence."

"Done!" replies the government official.

And that, my friends, is how the Government Stimulus plan worked.

Remember ... Four boxes keep us free: the soap box, the ballot box, the jury box, and the cartridge box.

"I love my country ... it's the government I'm afraid of!"


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: crooked
could happen;)
1 posted on 07/15/2021 4:08:56 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

Probably does happen more than we know


2 posted on 07/15/2021 4:31:17 AM PDT by Colorado Doug (Now I know how the Indians felt to be sold out for a few beads and trinkets)
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To: sodpoodle

I actually did a few deals like that in private business, Except for giving money to the customer of course. LOL


3 posted on 07/15/2021 4:57:19 AM PDT by Codeflier (Covid-19 taught me: Two types of "conservatives", frightened safety seekers vs. freedom lovers)
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To: Codeflier

Yep, some very small businesses don’t understand what their work is worth. Not your problem.


5 posted on 07/15/2021 9:42:30 AM PDT by WASCWatch ( WASC)
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