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To: nickcarraway

Home Covid test.

Pour your favorite beer into a glass.
Can you smell the beer? No?
Then drink the beer. Can you taste the beer? No?
You may have Covid.
Wait 30 minutes
Repeat the test.

You need to record 12 straight positive tests to confirm you have Covid.

Go to bed and get 8 hours of sleep.
Did you wake up with a headache? You may have covid.
Re-administer the home test after you eat a portion of bacon and eggs


5 posted on 07/15/2021 4:35:45 AM PDT by Steven Tyler
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To: Steven Tyler

That first test is not very accurate if you are using lite beer.


7 posted on 07/15/2021 5:56:58 AM PDT by pas
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To: Steven Tyler

Sounds like my daily routine.
I should be good!


11 posted on 07/15/2021 6:41:35 AM PDT by GranTorino (Bloody Lips Save Ships.)
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