Sorry, but these recommendations are too hard, too time consuming and too likely to go nowhere.
1. Tell them they’re trespassing and give them two minutes to drag their sorry butts back to public territory.
2. When time expires, put them in the dirt, confiscate all their electronic devices, and invite them to leave again.
3. Follow them off my posted property with the tractor so we can give them a friendly shove into the ditch if they dally.
Why do we continue to play nice with tyrants and their handmaidens?
I have a long long drive way..
Sign on the door says “if you are not invited, don’t knock. if you do knock know you will have 30 seconds to leave the property. The dog can make the property line in 10 seconds. can you?”