“...thanks to a “wobble” in the moon’s orbit working in tandem with climate change-fueled rising sea levels.”
Or is Cornwall somehow exempt from sea-level rise?
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Yes, since sea level rise is predicated on the weight of the massed people on the land nearest the water: fewer people, less rise; more people, higher the rise.
So now you now the true reason the elites want to lower the world population dramatically - to protect their estates from being inundated by the mass of overweight, hapless eaters.