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To: Qiviut

Tell them that you’re in quarantine. Cough a few times.


4 posted on 07/11/2021 4:55:19 AM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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To: Libloather

Find a good special effects makeup artist to cover your face and arms with oozing pustules. And when the vax squad comes to the door, walk right up to them and ask if the vaccine is effective against the Black Plague.


6 posted on 07/11/2021 5:04:22 AM PDT by LIConFem (Bring a Commie to room temperature for Mommy)
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To: Libloather

Tell them you got bit by a rabid bat and are hungry.


19 posted on 07/11/2021 5:38:25 AM PDT by oldasrocks
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To: Libloather

I’ll tell them I am part of this experiments control group.


25 posted on 07/11/2021 6:38:10 AM PDT by dblshot
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To: Libloather
Tell them that you’re in quarantine. Cough a few times.Then slip an Alka Seltzer into your mouth
30 posted on 07/11/2021 7:52:31 AM PDT by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives our fortunes and our sacred honor." )
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