Priest: Reverend Mother, I was walking through town, and a woman offered me a “quickie” for 10 dollars. What’s a “quickie?”
RM: Ten dollars, same as in town.
The small-town priest was complaining to another priest about the theft of his bicycle.
“Well - you give a sermon on the Ten Commandments and they will feel so guilty about ‘Thou shalt not steal’ and they’ll give it back!
So the next week the other priest sees the priest riding on his bicycle.
“So - I see my plan worked and the thief returned it!”
“Aye, no. I got to the one about ‘Thou Shalt not Commit Adultery’ and I remembered where I left it.”